Dads Joke Shed

I have been laughing so much I have had to take a break...

but here's a couple to keep you going.




Heard on the news this morning that 2 men mistook Curry Powder for Heroin
One has been in a Korma for 2 weeks and the other one now has a dodgy Tikka


"These bacon sandwiches are lovely aren't they Piglet?" said Winnie The Pooh
"Piglet.....Piglet!!


They say a dog is a mans best friend, here is how you prove it......
Take your dog and your wife and lock them in your boot of your car. After 3 hours let them out.
Which one is the most pleased to see you?


There are 10 types of people in this world....Those who understand binary and those who don't


I was in London when the Olympic Games were taking place. I was near the Olympic Stadium and walking towards me was a tall man carrying a long piece of wood. I stopped him. "Excuse me" I said "Are you a Pole Vaulter ?" "No" he replied, "I am German, and how did you know my name was Walter"


I have heard a lot of bad jokes in my time but the ones about German sausages are the Wurst


Whethear....That was the worst spell of weather we have had for a long time


.............Will be back soon !!!!