I have been laughing so much I have had to take a break...
but here's a couple to keep you going.
"These bacon sandwiches are lovely aren't they piglet?" said Winnie The Pooh
They say a dog is a mans best friend, here is how you prove it......
Take your dog and your wife and lock them in your boot of your car. After 3 hours let them out.
Which one is the most pleased to see you?
There are 10 types of people in this world....Those who understand binary and those who don't
I was in London when the Olympic Games were taking place. I was near the Olympic Stadium and walking towards me was a tall man carrying a long piece of wood. I stopped him. "Excuse me" I said "Are you a Pole Vaulter ?"
"No" he replied, "I am German, and how did you know my name was Walter"
I have heard a lot of bad jokes in my time but the ones about German sausages are the Wurst
Whethear....That was the worst spell of weather we have had for a long time
.............Will be back soon !!!!